I Think Things Happened The Way They

Until I Went To Rehab, I Didn't Understand What It Did.

Every Morning I Wake Up And Thank God.

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

I Sing Around The House, In The Shower

I Think Things Happened The Way They Did For A Reason