I Think The Reason Jesus Is So

That’s The Big Challenge Of Life—to Chisel Disappointment Into Wisdom So People Respect You And You Don’t Annoy Your Friends With Your Whining.

Most Of My Comedy Writing Happens Through Improvisation On Stage; Doing It In The Moment.

You Hope To See An Arc Of Growth In Your Ability To Become A Character On Television.

You Get All Excited To Give Her The Ring, And It's Real Emotional, And You Give It To Her, And She Cries. And A Second Later, You're Like, 'damn, I Could Have Had A Car.'

I Have A Very Primitive Sense That If I Just Turn On A Radio Or The Television, That Somebody's Playing That Stuff For Me.