I Think The Reason Jesus Is So

When You Actually Meet The Devil And He Offers You A Deal Most Artists Eventually Negotiate.

A Lot Of People Think That Jesus Is Coming Back. That's Fine, It's Your Right. But You Know, I Live In New York, And I Think He's Running A Little Late. I'm Asking Myself, 'alright, What Happens If Jesus Comes Back Tomorrow? What - Does He Make Rounds To Churches?' 'ok, Everyone Who's Been Good, Buses Leave In 10 Minutes. I'll Meet You In Front Of The Post Office. I Gotta Go. Oh, Don't Tell The Jews I'm Back.'

Let's Be Honest, This Is A Consumer Based Economy In America. That's All We Manufacture Here Is Need And Appetite. We Are The World's Mouth. They Make Things In Other Countries, And They're Like, 'send It To America; They'll Eat It.'

We Live In An Age Where People Are Like, "i'd Love To Catch Up. Maybe Text Me Later? But Don't Call Because I Don't Really Listen To My Messages. But If You Text Me..." We've Displaced Interaction Into Sound Bites And Untethered Phrases And Sentences That Come Up On The Phone As Twitter Feed.

Americans Don't Understand Irony? I Am An Intelligent Person Living In The United States. My Entire Existence Is Ironic.