I Think The Reason Jesus Is So

Left Wing, Right Wing, I Am Wingless And Tired Of Trying To Fly. Here Comes The Ground.

Buying My Wife A Gun Sort Of Like Me Saying, ' You Know, I Kinda Want To Kill Myself, But I Want It To Be A Surprise'.

I Have A Very Primitive Sense That If I Just Turn On A Radio Or The Television, That Somebody's Playing That Stuff For Me.

Everyone Is A Little Bitter. We're Born Bitter. The Personality Itself Is Really Just A Very Complex Defense Mechanism. A Reaction To The First Time Someone Said, "no You Can't.

They Are Not Testing Comics For Drugs. If Our Job Is Dependent On That, There Would Be Three Working Comics In The Country, And Two Of Them Would Have Puppets.