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As You Get Older, The Pickings Get Slimmer, But The People Don't.

I'm Fond Of Kissing. It's Part Of My Job. God Sent Me Down To Kiss A Lot Of People.

All I Can Say Is That When Millions Of Plastic Dolls Of You Are Being Sold Each Day And An Equal Number Of Teenage Boys Are Masturbating Over You Each Night, It's Bound To Do Something Screwy To Your Psyche.

I Did Masses Of Opiates Religiously.

I Don't Do Acid Anymore, So I Travel Instead.