I Think That The Longer I Look

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When They're Left Unattended.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.