I Think That Some Laughter Comes From

The First Book I Fell In Love With Was 'little Toot,' The Story Of An Adorable Tugboat Operating Out Of New York Harbor.

Irony Is The Hardest Addiction Of All. Forget Heroin. Just Try Giving Up Irony, The Deep-down Need To Mean Two Things At Once, To Be In Two Places At Once, Not To Be There For The Catastrophe Of A Fixed Meaning.

I'm Really Not Responsible For What Mental Operation People Have When They're Reading My Books Other Than The Ones Which Are Created By Literary Effects.

Well, The Attractive Thing About The Subject Of Happiness Is That It Is Notoriously Difficult To Write.

It Seems People Spend The Majority Of Their Lives Believing They're Dying, With The Only Consolation Being That At One Point They Get To Be Right.