I Think That Some Laughter Comes From

It's No Use Imagining That Bringing Great Writers Together Inevitably Precipitates Great Conversation.

The Booker 2011 Is Of No More Interest To Me Than The World Heavyweight Championship, Which I'm Not Going To Win Either. It's Irrelevant.

Surely: The Adverb Of A Man Without An Argument.

The Thing About The 'melrose' Novels Is That I Have To Feel They're Impossible When I Set Out.

I'm Really Not Responsible For What Mental Operation People Have When They're Reading My Books Other Than The Ones Which Are Created By Literary Effects.