I Think That Age As A Number

Nothing Gives Me Quite So Much Joy As When People Tell Me They've Had Their Pets Spayed Or Neutered.

I Think That Age As A Number Is Not Nearly As Important As Health. You Can Be In Poor Health And Be Pretty Miserable At 40 Or 50. If You're In Good Health, You Can Enjoy Things Into Your 80s.

One Of The Things That I Have Seen Change That Warms The Cockles Of My Heart Is What Is Happening In The Cosmetics Industry. For Years, They Were Doing Horrible Things To Animals In The Manufacture Of Cosmetics, And Testing Of The Most Barbaric Types; Today, If You Go Into A Drugstore And Go Down The [cosmetics] Aisle, Look At How Many Of Them Say No Animal Testing. I've Talked With People Who Work In The Cosmetics Departments, And They Tell Me, Without That, You Can't Sell Them. And That's Wonderful!

I'll Tell You One Thing, In What I Do For A Living, There's No Substitute For Experience. I Don't Care How Much Natural Talent You May Have... In The Type Of Show I Do, You Can Depend On Surprises.

I'd Like To See Animals Removed From The Entertainment Business. Chimpanzees And Apes Won't Perform Unless You Beat Them. Circuses Keep Elephants In Chains 90 Percent Of The Time. Elephants Need Freedom Of Movement. In Circuses, They Live In Cramped Quarters, Which Is Not The Life Intended For Them By Nature. Some Are Beaten Daily, Forced To Do Ridiculous Tricks And Robbed Of Every Shred Of Dignity.