I Think People Imagine That I Have

When I Watch Tv I Can Tell When Someone Is Punching The Joke And Telling Me When To Laugh (i’ll Decide When To Laugh, Thank You Very Much).

I Like Doing Things Where I Can Get Dirty, Work With My Hands, And Use Power Tools. Last Weekend, I Did Some Grouting.

I'll Never Look Down On And I Love Running Into Actors Who Say 'oh Yeah, I Did A Soap.' I Say 'tell Me Which One!' It's Like Being A Member Of A Secret Society.

I'm Comfortable Only When There's A Mutual Attraction. That's What Anyone Wants. If I Find Out She's Not Attracted To Me, It Brings Down My Level Of Attraction To Her. If I'm Interested And Find Out She's Not, I Tend To Cool Off.

My Dinner Spot Is Usually In Front Of The Tv. I'll Grill A Steak And Whip Up A Salad And Watch 'hoarders.' I Love It Because A) I'm Kind Of Voyeuristic, And B) Every Time I See An Episode, I Go To The One Room Where All My Unpacked Boxes Wound Up, And I Throw Out A Box Of Stuff.