I Think People Can Believe In Anything.

Some Christmas Tree Ornaments Do More Than Glitter And Glow, They Represent A Gift Of Love Given A Long Time Ago

I've Never Ever Read A Script. I Really Must Read Macbeth, Because I Was In It Once. I Got A Lot Of Laughs In That, I Can Tell You.

We Have Newsreaders Behaving Like Actors, Lowering Their Voices If It's A Sad Story, As If We Didn't Know It's A Sad Story. There Isn't A Single Cool Newsreader.

I Never Read The Scripts At All Carefully And Never Wanted To Know What Was Going On, Because I Felt That Being A Benevolent Alien, That's The Way It Should Be.

It's Funny, In Literature No One Ever Goes To The Lavatory.