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She [virginia Madsen] And I Had A Really Long Relationship After That Movie ['class'] I Love Her, And I Can Imagine It Was Not Much Fun To Do That Big Sequence With A Bunch Of Laughing, Ogling Frat-boy Actors. I Mean, Can You Imagine Putting Up With Me, [john] Cusack, Alan Ruck, And Andrew Mccarthy At 18?

I'll Be Sober Ten Years And Married Nine Soon.

I Believe In Ceremony. I Think Ceremony Is Important, Pomp And Circumstance, Tradition. I'm Into Those Things.

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

To Achieve Longevity You Will Have Cycles. No One Gets There In One Straight Shot.