I Think Marriage Is Ghastly.

Listen, In England People Are Already Writing Their Memoirs At The Age Of 23.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

Starbucks Is Spreading Like A Cancer.

Authority Figures Are So Irritating. Because They Always Tell You To Do Things For Reasons That Aren't Very Good. That Sums Up What Authority Is About For Me.

I Don't Think I've Ever Tried To Change Anyone. I Don't Have The Energy.