I Think I've Been A Great Citizen.

Nfl Owners Should Quit Worrying About Silly Things Like Players Celebrating In The End Zone. They Should Give Them Something To Really Celebrate. Get Rid Of The Artificial Surfaces.

Life Was Good To Me. I Had A Great Wife, Good Kids, Money, My Own Health -- And I'm Lonely And Bored.

My Nfl Pension Can Barely Pay My Son's Tuition. You Know, It's Very Little Money.

What Do You Mean You Have My Children At The Police Station? Why Are My Kids At The Police Station?

I Tend To Watch A Little Tv... Court Tv, Once In A While. Some Of The Cases I Get Interested In.