I Think It's Odd That Grown-ups Quarrel

I Think It's Odd That Grown-ups Quarrel So Easily And So Often And About Such Petty Matters. Up To Now I Always Thought Bickering Was Just Something Children Did And That They Outgrew It.

Is Discord Going To Show Itself While We Are Still Fighting, Is The Jew Once Again Worth Less Than Another? Oh, It Is Sad, Very Sad, That Once More, For The Umpteenth Time, The Old Truth Is Confirmed: What One Christian Does Is His Own Responsibility, What One Jew Does Is Thrown Back At All Jews.

People Can Tell You To Keep Your Mouth Shut, But That Doesn't Stop You From Having Your Own Opinion.

There's Something Happening Everyday, But I'm Too Tired And Lazy To Write It All Down.

I Also Have A Brand-new Prescription For Gunfire Jitters: When The Shooting Gets Loud, Proceed To The Nearest Wooden Staircase. Run Up And Down A Few Times, Making Sure To Stumble At Least Once. What With The Scratches And The Noise Of Running And Falling, You Won't Even Be Able To Hear The Shooting, Much Less Worry About It. Yours Truly Has Put This Magic Formula To Use, With Great Success!