I Think I'm What They Call A

He Invented Kung Fu When Translated To English Means Method By Which Short, Bald Guys Can Kick The Bejeezus Out Of You.

Confucius Is Like The Torah, Rules To Follow. And Lao-tzu Is Even More Conservative, Saying That If You Do Nothing You Won't Break Any Rules. You Have To Let Tradition Fall Sometime, You Have To Take Action, You Have To Eat Bacon.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

Nothing Evokes The Prurient Like Puritanism.

Sweetheart, Wake Up; You've Destroyed The House And I Need You To Suffer For It.