I Think I'm Just Like A Lot

I Had A Marriage That I Came To In The Same Way Everybody Else Comes To A Marriage. We All Take Chances When We Get Married.

When I'm Not Working, I Dress Like A Surfer. I Look Like I'm Going To Come Into Your House And Clean Your Pool.

Denzel Washington's Career Is An Enormous Luxury. Compare Him To Wesley Snipes.

Anderson Cooper Has A Job To Do. And That Job Is To Try To Reinforce His Credibility In The Gay Community After The Fact That You Couldn’t Get Him Out Of The Closet For 10 Years With A Canister Of Tear Gas. Now He’s The Sheriff; Now He’s Running Around Writing Everybody A Ticket!

Paul Mccartney Is A Genius ... Paul Married Rock & Roll To Beauty, And Forever Raised The Bar For Composers, Musicians, And Fans ... An Incredible Solo Performer ... The Creator Of Our Favorite Songs.