I Think I'm Funny Because My Family,

You Go Through Publicists Because It's Easy For A Publicist To Say To Another Publicist, 'no'.

One Of My Great Influences Was Don Knotts As Barney Fife.

Comedy Is A Weird Thing. You Have To Understand, It's The Weirdest Thing You Can Do. There's No Consensus. It's Not Like... People Say, "i Saw Saving Private Ryan, And That Scene On The Beach Is Just So Moving." I Can't Imagine Anyone Who Would Say "i Don't Find That Moving!" But You Can Show, Whether It's Laurel & Hardy Or The Three Stooges Or Jiminy Glick In Lalawood, Some People Are Going To Look At It And Say "that's The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen." Some People Will Say "i Don't Get It." Who's Right, Who's Wrong?

I Have Sometimes Imagined My Own Death And Brought Myself To Tears.

A Few Years Ago, I Won A Tony For Little Me And I Learned Two Important Lessons From That Experience. 1. Fair-weather Friends Are So Much More Interesting To Be Around And 2. It's Amazing What This Award Fetches On E-bay.