I Think I Suffer From Body Dysmorphia

I Love Luxury, I Love The High Life, And I Have To Foot The Bills - I Have Received Practically Nothing From My Marriages And Relationships.

Generally, I'm A Pretty Positive, But Like Any Other Working Person, If The Jobs Aren't Coming In, I Do Get Depressed.

I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Dress Like Victoria Beckham In Towering Heels Day After Day.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

I Listen To My Body, I Give It Things It Wants And I Eliminate Things It Doesn't Want.