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It's Actually Cool To Be Positive And Optimistic And Idealistic. It's Cool To See Yourself Doing Beautiful, Great Things.

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

I Applaud Anyone Who Thinks I'm Good-looking And Invite Them Into My World.

Most Bands, If Something Goes Wrong, They Cower And Walk Off Stage And Fire People.

Every Day, I Read Books On Philosophy And Science Fiction And Human Consciousness.