I Think I Have A Lot Of

I Got Married. My Wife Changed Her Name. I Know Some Women Have A Problem With That. But I Wanted Her To Have My Old Girlfriend's Name. So Call Me Old-fashioned, But This Fella Does What The Bible Tells.

My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

The Entertainment Business Is Such A Strange, Crazy Perception Business That You're Either Given Way Too Much Respect, Like People Saying, "you Should Be The Head Of The Sitcom!" Or You're Given No Respect, Where They're Like, "you Should Audition To Be The Garbage Man That Lives Four Houses Down."

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.