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I've Been In A Treatment Center For Drinkin'. I Stayed For Two Days, Then Escaped.

I Think I Coulda Landed On A Dime. I Really Do.

The Harley's Got A Little Too Much Torque When It Comes To Jumping.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.

Riding A Motorcycle On Today's Highways, You Have To Ride In A Very Defensive Manner. You Have To Be A Good Rider And You Have To Have Both Hands And Both Feet On The Controls At All Times.