I Think I Always Stand Up For

Who Laughs Less Than Feminists?

Dogs Are Intelligent Beings; They Are Not Human Beings. The Life Of A Dog - There's No Equivalency With The Life Of A Person, And If You Are Putting A Dog In The Line Of Danger To Save Human Life, And They Can Do The Job Reasonably Well, I Mean, Seriously, What About Dignity And Self-respect? I Feel Like Going Out To Dinner, I Think I Will Have My Cocker Spaniel Host The Show Tonight.

Yes, Older Drivers Are More Likely To Injure Themselves And Others When They Get Behind The Wheel. But If You Take That Away, That Is Really The Last Lifeline A Lot Of Elderly People Have.

I'm Just Not Sure I Trust The Federal Government Not To Trample On Civil Liberties.

I Can't Wait To Work For Rick Kaplan. He's A Great Producer. I Would Host An Infomercial If He Would Produce It.