I Think I Always Stand Up For

That Great Philosopher Anonymous Once Said, Never Argue With A Fool. People Might Not Know The Difference.

I Don't Notice Any Sympathy For Them In [ Nicholas Kristof] Column. If You're Writing A Column Saying The People For Trump Are Nazis And Klansman And North Korean Dictators.

The Modern Tribalism Of The Left Demands That Each Person Choose A Group And Then Agree With Everything That Group Agrees With. And Anybody Who Leaves That Group Is Stoned To Death.

I Have No Way Of Knowing How People Really Feel, But The Vast Majority Of Those I Meet Couldn't Be Nicer. Every Once In A While Someone Barks At Me. My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Bark Back.

Canada Is A Sweet Country. It Is Like Your Retarded Cousin You See At Thanksgiving And Sort Of Pat Him On The Head. You Know, He's Nice, But You Don't Take Him Seriously. That Is Canada.