I Think Growing Up In Indiana Prepares

You Think When Gym Teachers Were Younger, They're Thinking, "you Know, I Want To Teach...but I Don't Want To Read. How About Kickball For 40 Years?"

The Only Advantage To Wearing Glasses Is That You Can Do That Dramatic Removal.

Don't Get Caught Up In Other People's Expectations. Don't Take Anything For Granted, Either.

I Like That In My Audiences, There's A Lesbian Couple Sitting Next To A Mormon Family.

I Realized, In Removing Or Rewriting These Jokes, That Often The Jokes Weren't Done Or That I Was Using, For Me, The Curse Words As Kind Of A Crutch. So Then I Just Started Writing.