I Think Everyone Should Go To Bed

It's Only I Have Seen Enough Of It And The Funny Thing Is Now, I Know That I'm Skinny, Because I Know There Are Even Smaller Clothes In The Store. I Think I'm Big, When I Was Big, I Never Thought About It.

People Can Drink With Their Eyes; I Can Eat With My Nose.

Personality Begins Where Comparison Ends.

I Only Go To Places If I Have A Professional Reason. I'm Not A Tourist.

Sunglasses Are Like Eye Shadow: They Make Everything Look Younger And Pretty