I Think Being A Woman Is Like

Yes, Of Course, There's Something Fishy About Describing People's Feelings. You Try Hard To Be Accurate, But As Soon As You Start To Define Such And Such A Feeling, Language Lets You Down. It's Really A Machine For Making Falsehoods. When We Really Speak The Truth, Words Are Insufficient. Almost Everything Except Things Like "pass The Gravy" Is A Lie Of A Sort. And That Being The Case, I Shall Shut Up. Oh, And... Pass The Gravy.

The Absolute Yearning Of One Human Body For Another Particular Body And Its Indifference To Substitutes Is One Of Life's Major Mysteries.

Dogs Are Very Different From Cats In That They Can Be Images Of Human Virtue. They Are Like Us.

All Our Failures Are Ultimately Failures In Love.

Being Homosexual Doesn't Determine A Man's Whole Character Any More Than Being Heterosexual Does.