I Think Actually Singing The Words Is

Actually, I Didn't Start Sweating Until I Had Children.

A Lot Of The Records You Buy, There's Nothing You Can Hold In Your Hand, It's All 1′s And 0′s, This Digital Cloud Floating In The Ether, But With Analog Albums, You Can Hold It In Your Hand.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.

A Long Time Ago, I Made A Promise To Myself: "okay, You Know What? I'm Going To Play Music, And Hopefully I'll Make Enough Money That I Can Go Back To School. Once I Make Enough Money To Put Myself Through School, That's What I'm Going To Do."

A Lot Of People From My Generation Of Music Are So Focused On Playing Things Correctly Or To Perfection That They're Stuck In That Safe Place.