I Think A Lot Of Ladies Get

I Wanted To Use A Totally Different Part Of My Brain. It's Quite Scary At Times. I Went For Learning To Fly Because It Was Most Difficult Of All. The Insurance Man Just Sat There And Licked His Lips When I Told Him.

I Think It Is Easy For People To Build Up An Image Of What I'm About. I Consider Myself Quite A Nice Chappy Really. I'm Decent To People, I Stay In And Listen To Radio 4.

I Can Find Every Jacket Under The Sun That I Like. But I Cannot Find Trousers Cut The Way I Want Them. They're All Really Tight At The Bottom. Nobody Does A Boot Cut On A Trouser Leg. It Drives Me Crazy.

The Mid-life Crisis Is Just Those Times When You're Not So Into The Things You Were When You Were Younger.

Every Now And Again I Need To Get Away From Everything. I'm Quite A Hidey-hole Kind Of A Guy.