I Thank God For Creating Gay Men.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And, As Woody Allen Says, Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym. And, As I Say, Those Who Can't Teach Gym Become Experts. That's Who We Look To For Answers These Days-the People Telling You How To Make Your Marriage Work. Men Telling Women How To Raise Their Self-esteem. The Only Thing That Cures Everything Is Talking To People Who Have The Same Problem You Do. The Rest Is Just A Moneymaking Bullshit Scheme That Some Asshole Is Getting Rich On.

I'm Not Upset About My Divorce. I'm Only Upset That I'm Not A Widow.

There Isn't Any New Man. The New Man Is The Old Man, Only He Whines More.

As Long As Your Abuser Has You Scared, You Will Stay In The Cycle Of Abuse. Thinking Of Solutions Helps You To Escape.

If You Spend All Your Time Worrying About Dying, Living Isn't Going To Be Much Fun.