I Talk In That Baby Talk Voice

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.

I Travel Around The World Constantly Promoting My Projects And Endorsing Products. Yes, I Do Get Paid To Go To Parties; In Fact, I'm The Person Who Started The Whole Trend Of Paid Appearances. But When You See Me At A Party, I'm Always Working Or Promoting Something.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

Every Girl Is Beautiful If They Have The Ability To Believe In Themselves.

I've Made All My Money On My Own Without My Family And I Work Very Hard.