I Swim Three Times A Week.

The Problem Is That Many Mps Never See The London That Exists Beyond The Wine Bars And Brothels Of Westminster.

I'd Love To Write About My Growing Sexual Awareness, But The Press Would Turn It Into Something Squalid.

Boris [johnson] And Dave [cameron] Gnawed Each Other's Testicles [during The Tory Civil War Which Blighted The Eu Referendum].

I Have No Interest In Managing My Financial Affairs.

I Think George Bush Is The Most Corrupt American President Since Harding In The Twenties. He Is Not The Legitimate President. This Really Is A Completely Unsupportable Government And I Look Forward To It Being Overthrown As Much As I Looked Forward To Saddam Hussein Being Overthrown.