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We're All Used To Seeing Pretty People. I Want To See Real People.

Don't Make Anybody A Homemade Gift. Unless You're Really Good, Or It's Going To Be Really Practical. If It's A Little Thing You Think Is Cute 'cause You Made It, Just Forget It.

Learn More About Yourself! Make A Self-esteem Collage Using Pictures Of Other People You Wish You Were.

A Lot Of Crafters, They're Shut-ins.

I Love Theatrical Props: A Cup Filled With Solid Fake Tea, Say, Or A Collection Of Fake Food, Including A Rubber Turkey, Which, During The Holidays, I Wrap In Tinfoil So It Appears To Have Just Come Out Of The Oven.