I Surround Myself With Positive, Productive People

Liberalism Is Assisting Quality Of Life, Whatever You May Choose.

If Enough Americans Determine I Could Do A Better Job In Public Office, And Mrs. Nugent And My Beloved Family Agree, There Is No Limit What I Am Willing To Do For My Country.

Mao Tse Tung Lives And His Name Is Barack Hussein Obama. This Country Should Be Ashamed. I Wanna Throw Up.

Like All Other Law-abiding Americans, I Fully Support Legal Immigration.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.