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Cool Is Spent. Cool Is Empty. Cool Is Ex Post Facto. When Advertisers And Pundits Hoard A Word, You Know It's Time To Retire From It. To Move On. I Want To Suggest, Therefore, That We Begin To Avoid Cool Now. Cool Is A Trick To Get You To Buy Garments Made By Sweatshop Laborers In Third World Countries. Cool Is The Triumph Of The Will. Cool Enables You To Step Over Bodies. Cool Enables You To Look The Other Way. Cool Makes You Functional, Eager For Routine Distraction, Passive, Doped, Stupid.

The Past Was So Past It Hurt.

I Think Literature Is Best When It's Voicing What We Would Prefer Not To Talk About.

I'm Trying To Read More Dead People Because I Keep Having To Read Stuff For Juries And So Forth.

God Howls With Laughter At Earthly Plans, You Know?