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Benjamin Franklin And The Whole Idea Of A New Attitude To Money: "time Is Money." He Invented That Idea. Before That, Time Wasn't Money In The Same Way; In The Medieval Age It Was Regarded As Sinful For Money To Be The Object Of Your Life.

Labour-saving Devices Just Make Us Try To Cram More Pointless Activities Into Each Day, Rather Than Doing The Important Thing, Which Is To Enjoy Our Life.

My Idea Of Childcare At Festivals Is To Sit At A Trestle Table With An Ale While The Kids Run Around And Make Up Their Own Games.

When Stuck Years Ago In A Job I Hated, My Only Friend Was The Public Bench. As The Tedious Mornings Dragged On, How I Would Long For The Lunch Hour, When I Would Be Able To Escape The Torture Of The Office And Stroll Over To The Churchyard And Into The Comforting Wooden Embrace Of One Of Its Benches.

Guilt Is Also A Way For Us To Express To Others That We Are A Person Of Good Conscience. 'i Feel Really Guilty About Getting Drunk Last Night,' We Say, When In Actual Fact We Feel No Guilt Whatsoever Or, At Least, We Could Choose To Feel No Guilt. When People Say To Me, 'i Drank Too Much Last Night,' I Always Reply, 'i Drank Exactly The Right Amount.