I Stood Up For Myself As I

I Don't Understand How A Woman Can Leave The House Without Fixing Herself Up A Little - If Only Out Of Politeness. And Then, You Never Know, Maybe That's The Day She Has A Date With Destiny. And It's Best To Be As Pretty As Possible For Destiny.

I Was The One Who Changed, It Wasn't Fashion. I Was The One Who Was In Fashion.

No Elegance Is Possible Without Perfume. It Is The Unseen, Unforgettable, Ultimate Accessory

In 1919 I Woke Up Famous. I'd Never Guessed It. If I'd Known I Was Famous, I'd Have Stolen Away And Wept. I Was Stupid. I Was Supposed To Be Intelligent. I Was Sensitive And Very Dumb.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.