I Still Think That If You're Excited

For You To Be Able To Take A Picture Of Yourself That You Feel Good Enough About To Share With The World - I Think That's A Great Thing.

Well, Growing Up In The '90s, My First True Love Was Ska Music.

I'm Pretty Sure That The Walkmen Are The Band That I've Paid To See The Most In My Life.

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"