I Still Prefer Horses To Human Beings.

I Hated The Royal Wedding.

I Used To Dream, And I Used To Vow; I Wouldn't Dream Of It Now.

Even With The Recent Story About The Nurse Killing Herself In King Edward Hospital, There's No Blame Placed On Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital As Far As I Could See For Absolutely No Reason. She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman, She's Saying Nothing About The Death Of This Poor Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering. And Why It's Allowed To Be I Really Don't Know... It Wasn't Because Of Two Djs In Australia That This Woman Took Her Own Life, It Was The Pressure Around Her.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.