I Still Play That Guitar. It's A

I Still Play That Guitar. It's A Martin D-18 With A Clear Pick Guard. I've Played That Guitar On And Off My Tv Shows For Nearly 50 Years.

I'm Not Really Wise. But I Can Be Cranky.

Hymns Are Companions For Life Travelers.

I Am Proud Of Being A Southerner. I Wasn't About To Let Southerners On My Show Be Stupid Or Aw-shuckses Who Just Sit On The Front Porch And Spit In The Yard. I Wasn't About To Do That, And I Made That Very Clear From The Start. I Was Kind Of The Gate-keeper On That Stuff.

When A Man Carries A Gun All The Time, The Respect He Thinks He's Getting Might Really Be Fear. So I Don't Carry A Gun Because I Don't Want The People Of Mayberry To Fear A Gun. I'd Rather They Respect Me.