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I've Always Said That You Were Too Smart To Have A Profession. Smart People Are Hopeless In The Face Of Anything Actual. They Are Terrible Cooks. They Cannot Dress Themselves. They Are Children Who Need Guidance And Protecting.

I Wish Somebody Knew Whether Or Not I'm Jewish.

I Don't Usually Read My Reviews. I've Noticed Older Reviewers Are Much More Bothered By The Plot Complications. Younger Reviews Don't Seem To Be Bothered By The Complications At All.

Whether I'm Writing About Plumbers Or Psychics Or Psychic Plumbers, I Want To Find A Creative Space That Imprisons Me Usefully, So I Can Deviate With Purpose.

No Matter What You Wear, Not Everyone Is Going To Understand What You're Saying.