I Sometimes Read Books On My Ipad.

I've Always Been Very Upfront About The Way I Write, And I've Always Used The Tools Humorists Use, Such As Exaggeration.

But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A Reporter, I Never Pretended To Be A Reporter.

It's Unrealistic To Live Your Life Within Such Strict Parameters.

Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And I'd Do It More If I Could Get Away With It.

Living In A Foreign Country Is One Of Those Things That Everyone Should Try At Least Once. My Understanding Was That It Completed A Person, Sanding Down The Rough Provincial Edges And Transforming You Into A Citizen Of The World. What I Find Appealing In Life Abroad Was The Inevitable Sense Of Helplessness It Would Inspire. Equally Exciting Would Be The Work Involved In Overcoming That Helplessness. There Would Be A Goal Involved, And I Like Having Goals.