I Sold My House To Jerry Seinfeld.

If You Could Only Hear What I Dream.

When I Was A Young Musician, The Only Option Available To Pursue Secondary Education In Music Was To Attend A Classical Conservatory.

You Get Paid Like A Really Good Call Girl. Walking Offstage Is Like The Walk Of Shame.

There's An Old Man Sitting Next To Me, Making Love To His Tonic And Gin.

I Am The Entertainer And I Know Just Where I Stand Another Serenader And Another Long Haired Band Today I Am Your Champion, I May Have Won Your Hearts, But I Know The Game, You'll Forget My Name, And I Won't Be Here In Another Year If I Don't Stay On The Charts.