I Sold My House To Jerry Seinfeld.

You've Got To Be Hard, Like The Rock In That Old Rock & Roll.

We Drown Our Doubts In Dry Champagne And Soothe Our Souls With Fine Cocaine. I Don't Know Why I Even Care, We Get So High And Get Nowhere.

Though You Can See When You're Wrong, You Know You Can't Always See When You're Right.

I Was Thinking Of The Four Seasons, Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons, And When I Was Thinking "uptown Girl!" I Was Trying To Sing Like Frankie Valli. They Had A Song Called "ragdoll," Which Was About A Poor Girl And A Rich Guy. So I Just Flipped It Around And Made It About A Rich Girl And A Poor Guy.

Dream On, But Don't Imagine They'll All Come True. When Will You Realize... Vienna Waits For You.