I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I

People Want Me To Do The Strangest Things. They Want Me To Sign Their Arms Or Chests.

I Had Been Gullible, Naive, Soft, Pliable. That's Why I Got Taken Advantage Of. To Survive, You Have To Have A Tough Skin.

The Kids All Knew Me From Wayne's World. The Grown-ups Knew Me After True Lies.

I Play A Female Indiana Jones, A Professor Who Hunts Down Precious Objects, Like A Bowl That Belonged To The Buddha. They Tailored The Role To Me: I Wanted To Be Smart, Funny, And To Kick Some Ass.

When I First Met My Agent, I Said, "if Something Comes Up And It Fits My Age Range And Personality, I Would Like You To Send Me Up For It, Even If It Specifies Blonde Or Brunette."