I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I

I Act And Perform In Hopes Of Getting Attention And Admiration.

Doors Open Because You're Beautiful, But I Wouldn't Cultivate Beauty To The Exclusion Of Brains.

I Love To Sing, So I Just Figured That I Was Going To Sing Or Something.

I Play A Female Indiana Jones, A Professor Who Hunts Down Precious Objects, Like A Bowl That Belonged To The Buddha. They Tailored The Role To Me: I Wanted To Be Smart, Funny, And To Kick Some Ass.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?