I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I

I'm Not Really This Rock'n'roll Chick.

No, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer. It Was Kind Of Funny That I Took This Road, Started Acting, Then-almost Ten Years Later-in Wayne's World People Finally Got To See Me Sing. And Everyone Thought It Was Dubbed In.

I Had Been Gullible, Naive, Soft, Pliable. That's Why I Got Taken Advantage Of. To Survive, You Have To Have A Tough Skin.

Wayne's World Was A Turning Point-after Wayne's World, It Was Like, "who Is This Girl? Where Did She Come From? Let's Give Her Another Job. Have Her Come In And Meet Instead Of Read

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?