I Sleep With A Glass Of Water

My Job ... I Do Nothing, It Pays Nothing, But - You Guessed It - It's Better Than Nothing.

I Thought, My Love Is So Good, Why Isn't It Calling The Same Thing Back.

Since His Mother Died I Have Seen Him Steam A Cucumber Thinking It Was Zucchini. That's The Kind Of Thing That Turns My Heart Right Over.

In My Head There's A Broken Balcony I Fall Off Of When I Speak.

All Those Years On The Psychiatrist's Couch And Suddenly The Couch Is Moving. Good God, She Is On That Couch When The Big One Hits. Maidy Didn't Tell You, But You Know What Her Doctor Said? She Sprang From The Couch And Said, "my God, Was That An Earthquake?" The Doctor Said This: "did It Feel Like An Earthquake To You?