I Sing Because I’ve Forgotten How To

If You Can Say The Lyrics Almost Like A Poem And They Stand Up, That's A Great Thing. Some Songs Have Great Lyrics And I Don't Like The Melodies, And Vice Versa.

I Get Terrible Reviews Everywhere I Go.

I Think Women Like To Laugh, To Have Doors Opened For Them, To Have A Man Walk Behind Them When They're Going Up Steps, And In Front Of Them When They're Going Down Steps. As Chauvinistic As That May Sound, It's In My Bones.

I Had An Old Man Moment The Other Day. I Went Into Abercrombie & Fitch To Get Some Jeans And The Music Was So Loud I Couldn't Stay.

Golf Is Good, It Means I Get Some Fresh Air And Exercise, Take My Mind Off Work And See Some Of The Landscape Of The Place I'm Visiting.