I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

When I'm Up There, And I Know The Show's Coming To A Close, In My Head I'm Saying To Myself, Oh Man, You Gotta Get Off And Be A Normal Person Again. That's What I Don't Like So Much.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

My Comedy Is Different Every Time I Do It. I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing.