I Should Say I Am Far More

Laugh And The World Laughs With You!

I Think The Only Way You Can Get Something Out Is To Invest Some Real Emotion Into It, Which Means You're Already Writing About What's Going To Happen To You, Whether You Know It Or Not. That's Why I'm Always Surprised When People Talk About Writer's Block. Because To Me, It Can't Be Stopped.

We're The New Power, Come To Replace The Old. Cameras In The Head, Children With Microchips, Spin Doctors Rewriting Reality As It Happens.

The More I Think About It, The More I Realize That Schools Are Just Factories For Turning Out Robots, That's All. They Get You When Your Small And Vulnerable And They Take All The Human Parts Away, Bit By Bit, Until You're Just A Wind-up Toy. Turn The Key And Set It Running. And The Toy Goes To University, Gets A Job, Settles Down With Someone Nice.

I'm The Evil Mastermind Behind The Scenes. I'm The Wicked Puppeteer Who Pulls The Strings And Makes You Dance. I'm Your Writer.