I Should Get A Dog. I Would

I Still Put Punctuation In My Texts. If It's An 'i', I Make Sure It's A Capital.

If You've Got A Big Mouth And You're Controversial, You're Going To Get Attention.

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.

I'm Obsessed With Cleanliness For Myself, So I Will Take A Bath Three Times A Day, Sometimes A Steam Twice A Day In Addition To That.

Sincerity Is Romantic. I Don't Think You Need Gestures.