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One Reason I Do The Live Shows - And The Monthly Speeches At Public Radio Stations - Is To Remind Myself That People Hear The Show, That It Has An Audience, That It Exists In The World. It's So Easy To Forget That.

In Some Theoretical Way I Know That A Half-million People Hear The Show. But In A Day-to-day Way, There's Not Much Evidence Of It.

You Can Criticize Yourself To A Point To Do Something Better, Or You Criticize Yourself To A Point Where You Inhibit Yourself.

I Dont Go Looking For Stories With The Idea Of Wrongness In My Head, No. But The Fact Is, A Lot Of Great Stories Hinge On People Being Wrong.

I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just Because I Can't Think Of Anything More Frightening Than A Giant Chihuahua.