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I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.

You'll Hit Gold More Often If You Simply Try Out A Lot Of Things.

Everything Is More Compelling When You Talk Like A Human Being, When You Talk Like Yourself.

One Reason I Do The Live Shows - And The Monthly Speeches At Public Radio Stations - Is To Remind Myself That People Hear The Show, That It Has An Audience, That It Exists In The World. It's So Easy To Forget That.

I Just Feel Like There's So Many Movies I Haven't Seen That I Want To See, That I Would Never Go Back To The Same One. It's Funny Because All My Friends, They Have Movies That They've Seen Over And Over Again.