I See Parody As Another Form Of

I'm Wearing Three Hats; I'm Acting, Producing, And Directing. I Was Very Involved In Developing The Script, Too. But To Me, That Is Very Liberating. To Me, The Lower The Budget, The More I Want To Be Involved. I Want To Be More In Control Of My Own Destiny When There Isn't Much Money Involved, Because You Don't Have The Experts Who Can Control Your Destiny.

You Could Have A Bunch Of Good Actors But They Can't Keep A Relationship To Save Their Lives. Everyone Thinks It's So Glamorous That Ben Affleck Is Sleeping With All These Different Chicks. It's Only Because He Can't Keep A Single Relationship Because He's Working All The Time.

You'll Lose About Two Million Brain Cells Every Minute That Goes By.

There Is A Large Element Of Me In Every Role I Do.

Good, Bad, I'm The Guy With The Gun