I Say What's In My Head, And

With An Animated Show You Can Make A Banana Purple. You Can Put Three Hats On A Cowboy. That Would Require Several Days Of Stitching, In Live-action, That You Wouldn't Be Able To Afford. I Mean, You Can Just Do Tons And Tons And Tons.

I Don't Really Have A Lot Of Appropriate Feelings For People On An Individual Basis, But I've Always Wanted To Make People Happy.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

It's So Difficult To Write Good Music. It's Also Really Difficult To Think About How To Do It Without Violating The Sanctity Of The Fourth Wall.

I've Never Done Well When I've Been Appreciated. I've Done Best When I'm Targeted For Death.