I Say Stupid White Men Are Always

I'm Not A Big Believer In Our Copyright Laws; I Find Them Way Too Restrictive.

I Did Not Like 'the Hurt Locker.' It's A Lazy Way To Make A Movie, Frankly. I Could Put You On The Edge Of Your Seat Quite Easily, And Have You Feel The Tension For 2 Hours, If Every Other Scene Practically Is, 'should We Cut The Red Wire Or The Green Wire?'

'champagne' And 'breathmint' Are The First Two Words All Oscar Winners Hear.

I've Made A Lot Of Enemies In All The Right Places, And There Aren't Enough Hours In The Day To Respond To Either The Well-financed Corporate Hacks Or The Lowly Stalkers Who Seek To Libel Me Or Make A Buck Off The Fact That I'm A Well-known Person.

Now That I Exist In The Mainstream Majority, I'm Not Really So Controversial Any More, Am I? Not Really News.