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Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

I Say On The Air All Time, "if You Take What I Say As Gospel, You're An Idiot."

Let Me Tell You, It Is Still Morning In America. It Just Happens To Be Kind Of A Head Pounding, Hung Over For Four Hours In America - And It's Shaping Up To Be A Nasty Day, But Its Still Morning In America.

We're Living In Such A Fantasy World Where Nothing Makes Sense Anymore.

When I Turned 30, I Knew My Life Was At A Crossroads. It Was Either Over, Or I Was Going To Restart.